Howdy-doo nashikouen. We at Apple have heard of your very nice pear site, and thought that our very nice apple company should buy it! We would really value your input.
dear mr. stobs,youre UGLY!
eww no thanks!
how many moneys are we talkingi will do it if the price is right
Let's start the bidding at... hmm, we'll say... 100 Interbutts
RIRO!!
don't listen to him!
Thank you for your perry nice site. we would actually like to upgrade pears into apples
>>2646NOOOOO! Apples taste so acid!
Corporate mergers strike again... ヽ(;´Д`)ノ
*Sigh* Nice things can only last so long. Guess I'll pack up my pears and move someplace else.