I have some very unfortunate news for all of you. Early this morning, Gestalt Henry Upchuck passed away quietly in his home at the age of 19. The cause of death is unclear as I ate most of his corpse, making an autopsy impossible. All of his possessions were left to me, his cat. In honor of Upchuck's memory and great deeds, I will maintain his online presence until further notice. Any questions will be addressed in the replies.
>>491was there a will of any kind? i know that chuckster would have left me something in his name. a house, money, decryption keys for his hdd, decryption keys for his hdd, or his cat.
>>492There was indeed something in his will about "Anonymous #492." It says, "THEY GET NOTHING!"
>>494It's true!
>>491what will happen with our alliance? :-(
thinking about it.. i would rather have puke then hair balls all around the place.. some things i guess will never change
>>495How did you get that document?!>>497Bombing will commence next turn.
>>500damn cat!! 500 get gone to waste!!1now DIE!!
AAGHHH STOP IT!
>I ate most of his corpsewhat parts did you not eat?
>>514Not telling
